tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2592239604136907392.post4495469656445414448..comments2024-02-13T03:44:31.734-05:00Comments on The Chicken's Consigliere: Google Asks, Chicken Answers...Chickenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09609788440028784698noreply@blogger.comBlogger22125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2592239604136907392.post-857734875269857102010-12-02T06:42:22.428-05:002010-12-02T06:42:22.428-05:00Hi CB "Prompt-o-ree-no" is going to be m...Hi CB "Prompt-o-ree-no" is going to be my new favorite word. It makes me laugh just to read it. And I'm going to use commence, too. Probably something like, littleb, get thyself into this tub prompt-o-ree-no and commence to washing. And thanks. For saying you'd rehire me again. That made me feel good:-)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2592239604136907392.post-17588071462804720712010-12-01T22:33:36.667-05:002010-12-01T22:33:36.667-05:00Speaking as someone who once did hire you and woul...Speaking as someone who once did hire you and would hire you again in a heartbeat; Google, you don't know what you are missing. Seriously. Unless you expect this search engine thingy to be a short term fad, get thyself to The Chicken prompt-o-ree-no and commence hiring process.<br /><br />CBAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2592239604136907392.post-26174214708471992202010-12-01T10:33:15.262-05:002010-12-01T10:33:15.262-05:00Chicken, Google should snap you right up. Your an...Chicken, Google should snap you right up. Your answers were much more imaginative, I'm sure, than the 'real' answers, which isn't to say that your answers aren't real, because you really hit the nail on the head with those.<br /><br />xo -ElElizabethhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07980461113595763030noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2592239604136907392.post-8427091498618267142010-11-15T14:36:06.662-05:002010-11-15T14:36:06.662-05:00Chicken, let me know when you're writing crap ...Chicken, let me know when you're writing crap about me or you need answers, because I will take my nose out of these awful revisions and come to your aid! Although, I have to say, my friend, you did NOT need any help of mine on this. You are brilliant, beyond brilliant, my Chardonnay Bestie. <br /><br />And I have a story about my piano tuner. Of course, I do. He was this young, handsome guy named Nick and he had his own business. It was time to tune our piano but I wanted to make sure my hubs was around because this guy was so full of the talky talk and he would NEVER LEAVE. And my husband is very good and tactful at getting people to leave whereas I just burst into tears after too many hours and flee the room. That's my kind of tact. <br /><br />Anyway, it always used to amaze me that this young, handsome dude had nothing better to do than sit around talking to people and tuning their pianos. Well, of course my hubs got held up at work and the hour with Nick stretched into hours and I kept leaving the room to cuss my husband out on the phone and tell him to get his ass home. After 3 hours, my hubs came home and Nick still stayed. Finally, it was past dinner time and we hadn't made any dinner because we were still entertaining Nick. We told him we had to excuse ourselves because we had to make dinner and he was all, "Well, I'm pretty hungry myself." He ended up sitting down with us and eating frozen burgers we cooked up. Then we tried to excuse ourselves to put our kids to bed. He came in and read the kids a freakin' STORY! I finally had to say, "Nick, thanks for tuning the piano, but you've gotta go." <br /><br />Nick went out of business. Probably too many customers Not enough time. <br /><br />Thanks for the shout out Chicken. Anytime, I'm there for you.Joann Mannixhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11163491824085428085noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2592239604136907392.post-54217819057170356872010-11-15T11:28:56.812-05:002010-11-15T11:28:56.812-05:00Dead beef is computer related.
I read "data...Dead beef is computer related. <br /><br />I read "database" as "base" as in "base two" and was excited I actually knew an answer...lol...at me. <br /><br />CC, were you this funny before you met Chicken, or did this great sense of humor and witty writing happen after you became the CC? Your blog has been an icon on my desktop for quite awhile. I even mentioned the blog in one of my blog posts.Practical Parsimonyhttp://www.practical-parsimony.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2592239604136907392.post-29558669408589286042010-11-14T07:50:25.676-05:002010-11-14T07:50:25.676-05:00Salty Jill-we should start our own Google. That w...Salty Jill-we should start our own Google. That would show them.<br /><br />Sandra-exactly. Someone would type in something in the search box and I'd have to run and look it up in Encyclopaedia Brittanica. At least that's what I'm guessing. Or I could send them to your blog, which would be easier. You have most of the answers, right?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2592239604136907392.post-29576022694295687722010-11-13T21:19:17.717-05:002010-11-13T21:19:17.717-05:00A job with Google, huh...like, you'd have to b...A job with Google, huh...like, you'd have to be all thinky, and answer questions, right?Sandrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09894333322881236627noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2592239604136907392.post-40128753865426079252010-11-12T20:50:36.137-05:002010-11-12T20:50:36.137-05:00Yup, I'd hire you.Yup, I'd hire you.Salty Miss Jillhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02603806796783950508noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2592239604136907392.post-35319842179515111312010-11-12T18:32:24.787-05:002010-11-12T18:32:24.787-05:00Thanks Punker-CFO sounds kinda boring, though. An...Thanks Punker-CFO sounds kinda boring, though. And you probably have to be able to count past 100, too. I hope they come up with something more fun than that for me.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2592239604136907392.post-57159438858893180482010-11-12T10:39:06.693-05:002010-11-12T10:39:06.693-05:00chicken consigliere for CFO! way to think outside ...chicken consigliere for CFO! way to think outside of the scooby doo lunch pail (don't judge).<br /><br />beam me up iUniverse.pattypunkerhttp://www.pattypunker.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2592239604136907392.post-82669516919092118832010-11-12T10:18:36.399-05:002010-11-12T10:18:36.399-05:00Hi Elly Lou-and if it were me answering, the answe...Hi Elly Lou-and if it were me answering, the answer would still be 0, because my mouth is usually full of fries.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2592239604136907392.post-3516000343485630452010-11-12T09:50:06.030-05:002010-11-12T09:50:06.030-05:00Those are the best interview questions ever. Then...Those are the best interview questions ever. Then again, if it was up to me in that first question "golf" would be replaced with "tennis" and "a school bus" would be replaced with "your mouth."Elly Louhttp://www.bugginword.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2592239604136907392.post-15925097322712351552010-11-12T07:07:18.840-05:002010-11-12T07:07:18.840-05:00by the way, DBS, Dead Beef, as it turned out, was ...by the way, DBS, Dead Beef, as it turned out, was some kind of old language or software or something. Guess you'd have to be an IT fanatic to pick up on that one.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2592239604136907392.post-59993493801959213612010-11-12T06:58:34.536-05:002010-11-12T06:58:34.536-05:00Hi Ashes-I'll be here. My email is chickensco...Hi Ashes-I'll be here. My email is chickensconsigliere@gmail.com<br /><br />The database and San Fran are my favorites, too. Let's hope Google likes them, eh?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2592239604136907392.post-29787071129667593462010-11-11T20:34:12.528-05:002010-11-11T20:34:12.528-05:00Thanks for your offer Chicken, I'll take you u...Thanks for your offer Chicken, I'll take you up on it if (meaning 'when') I get stuck. <br /><br />I loooove your explanation of a database. It totally made my week a better place. And the evacuation of San Francisco: best idea ever!<br /><br />Google should totally hire you.Asheshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13342074035264195340noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2592239604136907392.post-53475251513711236772010-11-11T19:20:26.602-05:002010-11-11T19:20:26.602-05:00Thanks, all.
DBS-So Dead Beef could actually sta...Thanks, all. <br />DBS-So Dead Beef could actually stand for Bobby Flay, then? Psyched.<br />Average Broad-check your lottery ticketsAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2592239604136907392.post-31091237953657843142010-11-11T18:27:26.639-05:002010-11-11T18:27:26.639-05:00My first thought about the database was that the k...My first thought about the database was that the kid needs to explain a database to you too! Very funny. <br /><br />Too much need to think out of the box. I could never work for google. I'm in the box until they put me in the ground.JoAnnahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10548653968066971599noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2592239604136907392.post-16681106815968890342010-11-11T17:32:24.049-05:002010-11-11T17:32:24.049-05:00I'm wondering if a "dead beef" is so...I'm wondering if a "dead beef" is something that, culturally, many people found irritating for a while, but no longer care about because there's something (or someone) even more irritating now. For example, Mel Gibson. Or maybe BP (although I suspect that beef is not yet dead.)<br />P.S. Your answer for San Franciso's evacuation rocks.DB Stewarthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15484034493143850659noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2592239604136907392.post-32116006258651065372010-11-11T16:02:24.852-05:002010-11-11T16:02:24.852-05:00Yep- I'd snap you up in a heartbeat. Maybe if...Yep- I'd snap you up in a heartbeat. Maybe if we all bombard google with "hire Chicken emails " they'll stand up and take notice. <br /><br />Love the new header too!Shayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11032969125788408807noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2592239604136907392.post-74936727679481971792010-11-11T14:46:55.942-05:002010-11-11T14:46:55.942-05:00Effing Google! I wish I was a millionaire and cou...Effing Google! I wish I was a millionaire and could hire you, Chicken, because you have the kind of skills that I would require of my employees.Sierrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09728089401207823323noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2592239604136907392.post-58203579746162818272010-11-11T14:38:06.787-05:002010-11-11T14:38:06.787-05:00So many things to love about this post!
I loved t...So many things to love about this post!<br /><br />I loved the Joann reference. I hope she takes a break in her writing/editing to read it! :)<br /><br />YOU should be hired in a heartbeat. I don't know if any answers could be better!!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2592239604136907392.post-38001363872301366792010-11-11T14:11:41.908-05:002010-11-11T14:11:41.908-05:00OMG, you totally should get the job at Google. I&...OMG, you totally should get the job at Google. I'll put in a good word for you.Dazee Dreamerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08323163539682131873noreply@blogger.com