tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2592239604136907392.post476538923639781..comments2024-02-13T03:44:31.734-05:00Comments on The Chicken's Consigliere: Sssssh. Don't Wake Them....Chickenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09609788440028784698noreply@blogger.comBlogger29125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2592239604136907392.post-31369950279952634312010-09-01T17:37:56.716-04:002010-09-01T17:37:56.716-04:00Love the List, Chicken. I totally checked out the...Love the List, Chicken. I totally checked out the non-link, Anonymous, and agree with Chicken's response. Can I come to VT, too? I have a corkscrew and a fire-starting flint. That should come in handy. Glue them together and it's like the swiss army knife for survivalist vinophiles (should be fitting for you, who are France and planning on riding out 2012 in VT).BeaWrightTherehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06698785297203267508noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2592239604136907392.post-82751709425923955352010-06-03T14:46:22.105-04:002010-06-03T14:46:22.105-04:00Hi Katie,
I know. We have a lot to do. They shou...Hi Katie,<br />I know. We have a lot to do. They should call it the Alottodolypse. Maybe the Alottoclypse. ha.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2592239604136907392.post-45417496495075223512010-05-30T14:35:34.077-04:002010-05-30T14:35:34.077-04:00Well, if the world as we know it is gonna end in 2...Well, if the world as we know it is gonna end in 2012, I may as well start keeping my kids at home and not send them to school anymore. Nothing like getting a head start. Also, I'll need to kidnap Juan Valdez and his little donkey so I can have a supply of coffee and I will hide them in the biggest, darkest cave along with my wine and wine accessories. Also, a supply of my husband's O'Douls "beer" (can you say oxymoron??). Wow! I better get moving!!Katie's Dailieshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12201088451163516506noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2592239604136907392.post-86881764813606850232010-05-27T20:37:02.342-04:002010-05-27T20:37:02.342-04:00Hey GG, I always check out your non-links. The sa...Hey GG, I always check out your non-links. The sad thing is Kenny looked so much more virile the first time around. Now he looks like he should be taming tigers wearing a electric blue pantsuit with flames emblazoned across the chest. <br /><br />GND-I have been to your new site and I liked it! I'm sorry you were sick, though. Myself, I've just been uninspired and lazy. I do need to update my blogroll though.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2592239604136907392.post-64876624341738730292010-05-27T09:00:22.724-04:002010-05-27T09:00:22.724-04:00Can I stop cleaning then house then? Don't lo...Can I stop cleaning then house then? Don't lose weight you will need the extra weight to live off of or to get eaten :-)<br /><br />I have been sick since my last post :-(. I also moved to wordpress and you might need to update your blogroll or reader! Thank you. <br /><br />Http://thegirlnextdoorgrowsup.comAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2592239604136907392.post-86468885553153992992010-05-26T17:32:55.513-04:002010-05-26T17:32:55.513-04:00Oh, that's just f*ing great. Links don't w...Oh, that's just f*ing great. Links don't work either. And nobody is going to be bothered to type a link in a browser and go to the site to see my joke - like you care, because YOU can do hyperlinks, Queen Chicken Blogger Overlord, even if I can't. This site is elitist! Power to the people! Hyperlink deprived commenters, unite!!<br />GGAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2592239604136907392.post-57369200174869958472010-05-26T17:23:50.344-04:002010-05-26T17:23:50.344-04:00Dammit, chicken, why isn't your comment sectio...Dammit, chicken, why isn't your comment section hyperlink enabled??? Let's try this another way:<br />"because overuse of the portal will cause *shudder* This:<br />http://tinyurl.com/36y4rn8Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2592239604136907392.post-4595398638195839712010-05-26T17:16:21.498-04:002010-05-26T17:16:21.498-04:00Well, judging from the way celebrities are perpetu...Well, judging from the way celebrities are perpetually dumping weight and/or years, I'd say the Liposuctionus Retro-Chronology Event Horizon you're searching for is located in Hollywood somewhere. It must be used with great caution, however, because overuse of the portal will cause *shudder*<a/href="http://tinyurl.com/36y4rn8>this!</a> <br /><br />GGAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2592239604136907392.post-30235530267370177322010-05-26T12:54:35.625-04:002010-05-26T12:54:35.625-04:00Hi Amber-yes, but I am looking for the deluxe lo-c...Hi Amber-yes, but I am looking for the deluxe lo-cal version. You know-the one you enter and emerge from 20 lb lighter and 15 years younger? That one is hard to find.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2592239604136907392.post-64089133048216382062010-05-26T11:46:16.735-04:002010-05-26T11:46:16.735-04:00While watching "Waterworld" might be a l...While watching "Waterworld" might be a little difficult, I believe time warps are readily available at most supermarkets.Amberhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01533509179274926434noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2592239604136907392.post-51880115468136992912010-05-25T18:47:05.479-04:002010-05-25T18:47:05.479-04:00Joann-you make a good point. But if you and your ...Joann-you make a good point. But if you and your family would like to join us, just pack up that wine cellar and come on down. I mean up. Or we could come down. Either way. Also, yes, it would be helpful if Bono saw the immediacy of the situation.<br /><br />Ninja-that is great. Thank you! Bubble wrap good. Screw the environment. Not like it matters now.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2592239604136907392.post-18348007404173907502010-05-25T16:24:09.351-04:002010-05-25T16:24:09.351-04:00Yeah so, um I just happen to be going to VT this w...Yeah so, um I just happen to be going to VT this weekend with my BFF to visit my adopted family. I can scout out secret hideaways and buy bubble wrap for the wine glasses. Just an FYI!Simply UnFlabuloushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09303983788740577695noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2592239604136907392.post-63848027080100671582010-05-25T10:43:12.240-04:002010-05-25T10:43:12.240-04:00SS-1967 works for me. We'll go together. We&...SS-1967 works for me. We'll go together. We'll wear flowers in our hair and bring a video camera. And an umbrella.Tell BMJ to chillAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2592239604136907392.post-72935200828790729082010-05-24T15:30:55.597-04:002010-05-24T15:30:55.597-04:00Every few years, somebody brings up another prophe...Every few years, somebody brings up another prophecy of doom. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. <br /><br />But, if it is, I will do 2 things. I will get off my arse and get this durn book out there and I will hunt Bono down and force him to dance with me, even if he is laid up with back problems.Joann Mannixhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11163491824085428085noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2592239604136907392.post-71590982608842397362010-05-24T00:34:55.892-04:002010-05-24T00:34:55.892-04:00Can I go back to 1967 instead? That way, I can at...Can I go back to 1967 instead? That way, I can attend the Monterrey Pop Festival and Woodstock. That's all I want in the world. Eff 2012 if I can just do that... <br /><br />(PS - reading your blog when I should be working. But, if the world is ending in a year and a half, how important is this stupid project anyway? I think I should just tell Boss Man Jr. that I'm peace'n out, since you told life as we know it is almost over. I'm sure he'll be understanding...)Kristenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15322078290888927732noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2592239604136907392.post-15053886952434493702010-05-23T20:36:44.576-04:002010-05-23T20:36:44.576-04:00Chicken, you will need to brew your own beer and f...Chicken, you will need to brew your own beer and ferment your own wine once the supply runs out. A world without hops and vino is no world for me...<br /><br />CBAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2592239604136907392.post-21694349228373745612010-05-23T20:01:18.479-04:002010-05-23T20:01:18.479-04:00GG-hahaha. Yes, she tried to tell me that but she...GG-hahaha. Yes, she tried to tell me that but she'll be the first one to tell you I didn't listen well. Besides. I grew up eating wild strawberries. I KNOW what they look like. That was a genetically altered wild strawberry meant to offer charming on campus presence while discouraging snackers. TWLITB will hopefully be joining me but we won't tell him about the lack of resources just yet. We'll tell him you have a generator.<br /><br />CB: I have four kids and am amassing an army of Canadians. I do not intend to do any of the work but I do like the idea of an ice cold bud and am thinking Ice will be in short supply through half the year (although its presence the second half of the year does make the whole cold climate living a bit more palatable) so I see that you have an excellent point.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2592239604136907392.post-43570843730900223832010-05-23T19:28:53.535-04:002010-05-23T19:28:53.535-04:00Oh chicken the world has to end sometime. Why figh...Oh chicken the world has to end sometime. Why fight it? I made a decision when I was 12 and watched "The Day After Tomorrow" (about nuclear holocaust) that I was not made up of the kind of stock that would be up for rebuilding civilization. I was made up of the kind of stock that would party like hell until the end of days and then enjoy watching all of those "survivors" work like dogs to dig wells and outhouses from my perch in the heavens above (or not as the case may be).<br /><br />You have fun stockpiling your protein bars...me and mine, we'll be greeting the fiery ball of terror with an ice cold Bud and a smile.<br /><br />CBAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2592239604136907392.post-85522796392424392152010-05-23T13:24:56.746-04:002010-05-23T13:24:56.746-04:00I'm sure a fine educator like your mom must ha...I'm sure a fine educator like your mom must have told you, probably on several occasions, not to put strange stuff in your mouth. And yes, every guy on the planet tries to talk you out of that good advice - but that doesn't mean you should listen.Your mother (at least in the case of wild food items) was right. Leave that shit to a professional. (The food, I mean - not what the guys try to talk you into. That's totally your call.)<br />Will you be bringing the teenager who lives in the basement with you? If so, we'll need a lot more wine, because we'll have to heavily sedate<br />him when he finds out civilization is dead and has rendered his Wii into a useless hunk of plastic. It ain't gonna be pretty. On the good news side - you'll be able to stop fighting with your new cell phone.<br />GGAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2592239604136907392.post-33764636060408037792010-05-22T17:17:32.273-04:002010-05-22T17:17:32.273-04:00Noelle, Is hubs handy? If he can rig up some kind...Noelle, Is hubs handy? If he can rig up some kind of rudimentary plumbing, you are both definitely in. I like the way he thinks!<br /><br />GG Okay good. You know a lot of stuff about survival plus you have fairies. I ate what I thought was a wild strawberry today. Wasn't. Then my lips got all tingly and throat got a little sore and I totally thought I was not going to have to worry about 2012 because I had just stupidly poisoned myself with a strawberry imposter.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2592239604136907392.post-31435899066483513852010-05-22T14:35:28.357-04:002010-05-22T14:35:28.357-04:00Are you kidding? Come to my house. I've still ...Are you kidding? Come to my house. I've still got all that canned tuna left over from the Y2K thing. PLUS, I know how to make wine. And soap. So at the very least, we'll smell nice as the world goes to shit. Oh, wait, that ship has sailed. <br />GGAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2592239604136907392.post-1003230910524683882010-05-22T12:11:18.397-04:002010-05-22T12:11:18.397-04:00Hahaha...My husbands got a 12 year supply of all t...Hahaha...My husbands got a 12 year supply of all things outdoor related: tents, sleeping bags, air mattresses, pro bars...<br /><br />Can we join you?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2592239604136907392.post-75958181174273690952010-05-22T10:04:43.730-04:002010-05-22T10:04:43.730-04:00Bry, yeah sorry about that. I'm a share the a...Bry, yeah sorry about that. I'm a share the anxiety kinda girl. And here you are with a whole summer ahead to dwell on it. Do you like gardening? Maybe grow some food and take up canning? Just a suggestion. <br /><br />Dee-I don't know if update is the write word....Get ass in gear and complete bucket list items is what I'm thinking. I don't even have a bucket list but if I did, watching that movie would not be on it.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2592239604136907392.post-63007435596302567752010-05-22T09:04:43.839-04:002010-05-22T09:04:43.839-04:00I just watched that movie. It's rather good. I...I just watched that movie. It's rather good. I love your list. Damn, maybe I need to update my bucket list. heeheeDeehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08472218845723916007noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2592239604136907392.post-28836745208324849742010-05-22T08:37:37.898-04:002010-05-22T08:37:37.898-04:00Well NO, I was not thinking about it until you men...Well NO, I was not thinking about it until you mentioned it. Damn......well I am not going to quit smoking now. I should store booze as well. Maybe instead of taking the Summer off of school....I should not bother going back? hmmmm I will Google too! don't start the party without me~Bry~https://www.blogger.com/profile/15260178738889123173noreply@blogger.com