tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2592239604136907392.post4876507463555763835..comments2024-02-13T03:44:31.734-05:00Comments on The Chicken's Consigliere: Chickens are not altogether self confident, as a ruleChickenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09609788440028784698noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2592239604136907392.post-52980685512855374962014-04-24T17:51:34.744-04:002014-04-24T17:51:34.744-04:00Thank you Jenny. My mantra is, "It's not...Thank you Jenny. My mantra is, "It's not the destination, it's the journey".Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2592239604136907392.post-12474772160123549832014-04-19T01:00:10.352-04:002014-04-19T01:00:10.352-04:00Chickie, I am SO GLAD you linked to an older post ...Chickie, I am SO GLAD you linked to an older post the other day and thus reminded me to check out your archives ... This is hilarious, and kinda familiar territory for me, although I did have to stop dissing myself a couple of years ago when I realized I was making my kindly co-workers a bit uncomfortable. I have also had the experience of not finding the destination after an hour of driving around and finally turning around and going home. And you would probably not believe how small the town is where I was looking for my destination. In my defense there was no street sign on the end I kept driving past. Anyway. You are a very funny lady. Onward ho, to the next post.jenny_ohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15475480579733466963noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2592239604136907392.post-86823812386759401052010-02-06T08:47:47.036-05:002010-02-06T08:47:47.036-05:00Hi Bea-thanks for the confidence booster. I call t...Hi Bea-thanks for the confidence booster. I call this my Rodney Dangerfield post. Bad day. Over now.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2592239604136907392.post-56925829622029919772010-02-04T22:50:49.521-05:002010-02-04T22:50:49.521-05:00Oh my, sounds like the winter sun defficiancy has ...Oh my, sounds like the winter sun defficiancy has hit our Chicken. Lets face it, this sounds like a self-depricating mid-life crisis. And yet, even in the midst of your confession of anatomical confusion and being direction-challenged you still have the talent to make me chuckle (I only hope it's at the points from which you wanted to elicit a laugh!). I say: stay the course. Trying to change your "basic nature" is only going to lead to misery. Instead, keep searching in life for a place that will appreciate your brilliance! This blog is a good start for that - we love you for every quirky comment! Otherwise, life will become this voice in your head trying to figure out what a "normal" person would do in whatever situation you find yourself and that just leads to schizophrenia as you have the self that behaves one way and the inner self that keeps watching you as you go through your day. Hey, that makes me think: have you thought about a career as a ventriloquist? That way you can be both persons at once: the one that knows their ass from their elbow, and the one that writes this blog. I'll let you decide which persona the "dummy" gets. Or, for that matter, which one of you is the "dummy." ; )BeaWrightTherehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06698785297203267508noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2592239604136907392.post-60015785731822122482010-01-27T20:09:00.851-05:002010-01-27T20:09:00.851-05:00Can I start serious and go down from there? OK Hap...Can I start serious and go down from there? OK Happy Birthday GG keep rockin. You got to have some good chops if you're getting shout outs from the Chicken. Now Chicken, let me take a long draw on my own GG - that's Grey Goose to all of you. Schizophrenia, you are a wonderful playmate. (And stay away spelling police if I spelled it wrong). Chicken, you make my head hurt. I am not sure if ever in my life I have ever read anything in 5 minutes that was as all over the place as this installment. Although there are plenty of low rent dime novels that I've yet to touch. But man, that is one long day. <br />May I suggest that asses and elbows would seem to be the easy part, no? I mean, maybe you are speak on a metaphysical level way above by pay grade, but just from reading you, you don't seem the ditzy type. You wouldn't be the first to open your mouth and insert your foot. We've all down that. Hell some of have had to insert our own feet into our asses. But surely you've surely figured out how to get people to think that you are inserting your foot into your mouth while you are shoving it up their ass, right? That's whht people in administrative positions do. And generally do better the higher up the food chain they get.<br />Anyway, keep these brain drains coming. You will keep Depends in business if others are wetting themselves as I am.<br />AF<br />PS. I will be enjoying the treats of the southern end of this great country for the next couple of days, on business of course. Won't have PC near me so I will hopefully have more to amuse me when I return.<br />Ciao.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com