tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2592239604136907392.post6162572903714672370..comments2024-02-13T03:44:31.734-05:00Comments on The Chicken's Consigliere: Fashion is a Two-Faced Bitch: Socks. They Resent YouChickenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09609788440028784698noreply@blogger.comBlogger22125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2592239604136907392.post-64261473796300845382013-10-07T01:07:07.483-04:002013-10-07T01:07:07.483-04:00I freaking love socks but I definitely either lose...I freaking love socks but I definitely either lose *one* of a pair or one of them gets a hole... I think I need to develop some sort of revolving schedule of how to properly wear my socks on alternating feet or something. <br /><br />And now I will stop procrastinating on the internet and go downstairs to turn the damn heater on. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2592239604136907392.post-37843793004526603282013-10-01T19:47:40.570-04:002013-10-01T19:47:40.570-04:00Hi AMDL-I know what you mean. Doesn't stop me...Hi AMDL-I know what you mean. Doesn't stop me from wearing them out but still, I love the feeling of new socks!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2592239604136907392.post-80445587371238618882013-10-01T19:46:51.962-04:002013-10-01T19:46:51.962-04:00Hi Jerimi, I like the woolens. I don't like t...Hi Jerimi, I like the woolens. I don't like the woolens that hitch hike to Florida.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2592239604136907392.post-66940012441094852192013-09-30T23:04:36.705-04:002013-09-30T23:04:36.705-04:00I don't mind socks but I hate when they get al...I don't mind socks but I hate when they get all dingy and dirty. Then I feel like I need new socks.AiringMyLaundryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11051140760624657630noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2592239604136907392.post-38743299688075514352013-09-30T14:09:35.798-04:002013-09-30T14:09:35.798-04:00"Foot soldiers." :P What a fun post! I&#..."Foot soldiers." :P What a fun post! I'm more of a fan of woolen socks, but to each their own. <br /><br />Jerimihttp://myantidepressantlife.com/31-days-2013/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2592239604136907392.post-36958177559898370602013-09-29T19:05:58.927-04:002013-09-29T19:05:58.927-04:00Absolutely, DBS. Totally. The other sock (the one...Absolutely, DBS. Totally. The other sock (the one with the stripe across the toe?) is probably already in Orlando. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2592239604136907392.post-22376335947481288252013-09-29T19:04:51.173-04:002013-09-29T19:04:51.173-04:00Hook! No, YOU are brilliant. Please come back an...Hook! No, YOU are brilliant. Please come back and expand away! Thank you for visiting. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2592239604136907392.post-18600930187823774852013-09-29T17:03:07.866-04:002013-09-29T17:03:07.866-04:00Recently, I noticed I was wearing two different so...Recently, I noticed I was wearing two different socks. You made me realize it was the socks' fault, not mine. (Hyperbole and a half was the best.)DB Stewarthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15484034493143850659noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2592239604136907392.post-45611471359152483192013-09-29T14:44:58.472-04:002013-09-29T14:44:58.472-04:00This was brilliant!
I'd like to expand upon th...This was brilliant!<br />I'd like to expand upon that but I'm still laughing!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2592239604136907392.post-44053547896509534992013-09-29T13:07:53.957-04:002013-09-29T13:07:53.957-04:00Ragemichelle say it ain't so! I love my socks...Ragemichelle say it ain't so! I love my socksAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2592239604136907392.post-26817038366539493072013-09-29T13:05:22.417-04:002013-09-29T13:05:22.417-04:00Thanks Katie and likewise:-) Maybe we should just...Thanks Katie and likewise:-) Maybe we should just move to Orlando and forget about socks altogether. Except...pythons.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2592239604136907392.post-28629180080695609302013-09-29T12:09:05.804-04:002013-09-29T12:09:05.804-04:00I hate wearing socks. I hate it. I hate wearing socks. I hate it. Ragemichellehttp://www.rubbershoesinhell.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2592239604136907392.post-49147935388461503052013-09-29T10:38:09.803-04:002013-09-29T10:38:09.803-04:00oh, how i have missed your take on life. this is p...oh, how i have missed your take on life. this is perfect. i think my dresser has eaten a third of my running socks, by the way. maybe they're on their way to orlando with yours! ; )Katiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09049463440095119744noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2592239604136907392.post-60277734498837234582013-09-28T21:13:09.847-04:002013-09-28T21:13:09.847-04:00Haha. Jen, my socks might get more in line if I w...Haha. Jen, my socks might get more in line if I would just groom my toe nails more often. I'm sure if they ever manage to unionize, there will be a toe grooming clause in their contract.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2592239604136907392.post-28678226431426319902013-09-28T13:52:32.181-04:002013-09-28T13:52:32.181-04:00Hey, maybe you would catch more socks with honey. ...Hey, maybe you would catch more socks with honey. Just smear some on your tootsies .... nevermind.Jenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10634638112433848876noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2592239604136907392.post-1406535699410973372013-09-28T09:34:52.426-04:002013-09-28T09:34:52.426-04:00Hi Linda, I hope you didn't snort your tea, bu...Hi Linda, I hope you didn't snort your tea, but I am happy I made you laugh:-) Thank you for the encouragement-I will definitely check out these resources.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2592239604136907392.post-36177407986666840842013-09-28T09:33:44.644-04:002013-09-28T09:33:44.644-04:00Hi SS. I have some socks like that, and I have fo...Hi SS. I have some socks like that, and I have found that they are the most reliable and decent of socks. I also have some hoity toity troublemakers, though. They have to be kept in line. You make your own socks?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2592239604136907392.post-55911287250910018192013-09-28T07:02:22.728-04:002013-09-28T07:02:22.728-04:00Holy crap, I can't read this stuff so early in...Holy crap, I can't read this stuff so early in the morning, not while I am sipping peach herbal tea and rubbing my barefeet on the carpet. I snorted and laughed out loud. You have a writing knack. I do hope you are published or considering it. Your snarky tone is exactly what's in demand over at Not Your Mother's Book. Check out Publishing Syndicate; there are lots of titles in development. Linda O'Connellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15982895073903619018noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2592239604136907392.post-39894272210383383002013-09-27T22:25:59.001-04:002013-09-27T22:25:59.001-04:00Those darned socks. Where are you people buying yo...Those darned socks. Where are you people buying your socks??? I only wear white crew socks. They are reliable and extremely shy. They never leave home and you always can make a pair.Simply Suthernhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13057516546779066925noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2592239604136907392.post-63232116670921124262013-09-27T19:30:14.191-04:002013-09-27T19:30:14.191-04:00I miss H.5. Where'd she go? A friend of mine...I miss H.5. Where'd she go? A friend of mine came up with an excellent term today. Knee muffins. Sort of like muffin top only with knees. My personal nightmare is the little hole right around the pinky toe area. Socks really are kind of passive-aggressive, aren't they?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2592239604136907392.post-43729156706591697362013-09-27T19:14:58.352-04:002013-09-27T19:14:58.352-04:00Sock puppet - Hyperbole and a Half - Yes!Sock puppet - Hyperbole and a Half - Yes!jenny_ohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15475480579733466963noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2592239604136907392.post-1447247001060300742013-09-27T19:14:20.243-04:002013-09-27T19:14:20.243-04:00Excellent - but you neglected to mention the horri...Excellent - but you neglected to mention the horrible, horrible agony of socks that creep between your toes, lie lumpily under them, or pull so tight your toes form into a pointy triangle ... and let's not even think about the sock tops that lose their elastic and pool around your ankles, nor the ones that are so tight they cut your circulation off and/or cause a blood clot ... omg I will have nightmares tonightjenny_ohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15475480579733466963noreply@blogger.com