tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2592239604136907392.post7494353881752903158..comments2024-02-13T03:44:31.734-05:00Comments on The Chicken's Consigliere: Mommy Stalker. Like a Mommy Blogger Only ScarierChickenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09609788440028784698noreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2592239604136907392.post-43098196337871141672010-05-01T09:23:54.936-04:002010-05-01T09:23:54.936-04:00Oh, Mrs. P, no way would I send him. If anyone is...Oh, Mrs. P, no way would I send him. If anyone is coming to live with you in Australia, it is me. We will send littlep back here to live with him and littleb. That should cure any immediate plans to make you a grandmother again. And we'll go surfing and eat oreo pie, but not half naked, K?<br /><br />Ninja-oh, so happy to help. All of my teens have tried to escape without telling me. My daughters were smart enough not to respond to their cell phones, but TWLITB always responds. I think secretly he loves me.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2592239604136907392.post-82238065462339854282010-05-01T09:05:57.335-04:002010-05-01T09:05:57.335-04:00I showed this blog to my pre-teen-going-on-18 daug...I showed this blog to my pre-teen-going-on-18 daughter and told her, "This is the torture you will endure if you EVER walk out and slam a door without answering me!" I am secretly hoping she does it someday just so I can annoy her in this fashion. Thanks for the inspiration!Simply UnFlabuloushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09303983788740577695noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2592239604136907392.post-32595064905884235122010-05-01T08:19:41.820-04:002010-05-01T08:19:41.820-04:00OOOHHHH! You should totally give him his wish. He&...OOOHHHH! You should totally give him his wish. He'd be really pissed off because we all surf here and run around practically naked and that includes all the girls his age. And imagine all the trouble we could get into if we were in the same freakin' country. <br /><br />At first I thought that read "Teenager wants to move to Australia with Mrs. P.", and I was gonna say ...sure send him, because I'm so great with teens...has it escaped anyone's notice that I'm so influential with teens that I am already a grandmother (I must have skipped the sex with protection or not at all talk) However on reflection , I suspect if you sent him here he would be begging to come back to you within about 72 hours....Shayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11032969125788408807noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2592239604136907392.post-30782492330479225912010-05-01T08:09:48.247-04:002010-05-01T08:09:48.247-04:00BB: I know. I ALWAYS told my parents where I was...BB: I know. I ALWAYS told my parents where I was going. Not. Anyway. littleb doesn't want to leave me alone for one minute and Teenager wants me to move to Australia with Mrs. P. <br /><br />Joann: I know, I'm totally hurting his feelings. Hope she had a good year at college. Good luck with the serenity:-)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2592239604136907392.post-84480109730929415522010-05-01T07:40:42.854-04:002010-05-01T07:40:42.854-04:00Chicken, you are interfering in his liiiiife.
I,...Chicken, you are interfering in his liiiiife. <br /><br />I, too, love to get a good laugh, first and foremost at my teenager's expense. It always works in my favor that way. <br /><br />One more coming home this weekend after her first year at college. Hopefully, there will be serenity now and all summer.Joann Mannixhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11163491824085428085noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2592239604136907392.post-72828941478089475752010-04-30T22:26:02.289-04:002010-04-30T22:26:02.289-04:00Chicken makes a good Parent Pest! I am one too!!!...Chicken makes a good Parent Pest! I am one too!!! My kids think I am SO over-protective, because, you know, I want to know where they are going when they leave.Bossy Bettyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12568355839499622409noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2592239604136907392.post-21995318866759353832010-04-30T21:17:30.328-04:002010-04-30T21:17:30.328-04:00Mrs. P. The secret is to make your own amusement ...Mrs. P. The secret is to make your own amusement the main focus and torturing the teen the secondary focus. It is much more fun that way. <br /><br />CB. hahahaha. Sorry CB. I mean Apple.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2592239604136907392.post-70143901821025471202010-04-30T20:04:49.216-04:002010-04-30T20:04:49.216-04:00Took a walk across the road...Now littleJ is torme...Took a walk across the road...Now littleJ is tormenting me...Hey! Hey Apple! <br /><br />AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!<br /><br />CBAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2592239604136907392.post-38326803956771672432010-04-30T20:04:23.453-04:002010-04-30T20:04:23.453-04:00I maintain the only reason to have children is to ...I maintain the only reason to have children is to torture them during their teen years. If they can hack that - then they can handle adult life. <br /><br />You might want to point out to TWLITB that we are all accountable to someone all the time. He should get used to it. <br /><br />By the way - you are a genius at torturing if this post is anything to go by. Care to share some tips? Miss P is still not old enough to be totally off the hook in my opinion.Shayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11032969125788408807noreply@blogger.com