It takes up less room in my fridge. It doesn't use up cork resources. It's easier to recycle than glass. It's 4 bottles of wine, for God's sake, in one square foot space. It's award winning. In case I've forgotten to mention that.
After I bought my box of wine, I went to Whole Foods to buy some food. Is it just me or is Whole Foods getting more annoying every day? Between the vegans, the hipsters, the hippies and the yuppie throwbacks, I can't seem to get close to anything I want to buy, and I swear they are piping in subliminal messaging that causes people to stand in place, swaying side to side like sun flowers, examining each and every choice of organic, small batch, grains. I don't fit in here. I'm just this average person who wants to buy 2.5 pounds of bone-in chicken thighs and some almond milk, for God's sake. And then I want to go home and pour a nice glass of wine out of my convenient box spout and call it a day. Is that too much to ask?
|Award winning box of wine|