Chicken: Littleb, what would you like to get Dad for Father's Day?
Littleb: Jewels, clothes, and flowers?
Chicken: Doesn't really seem like Dad's style....
Littleb: Oh, yeah, that's you!
Littleb: (thinks hard for a few minutes, comes back)
Littleb: A ring tone that sounds like a fart?
And it was. And as for myself, I'll be looking forward to the jewels, clothes and flowers sure to arrive on my birthday.
Happy Father's Day (or Farter's Day, as the case may be) to all my father friends out there.