Chicken: Littleb, what would you like to get Dad for Father's Day?
Littleb: Jewels, clothes, and flowers?
Chicken: Doesn't really seem like Dad's style....
Littleb: Oh, yeah, that's you!
Littleb: (thinks hard for a few minutes, comes back)
Littleb: A ring tone that sounds like a fart?
Chicken: Perfect.
And it was. And as for myself, I'll be looking forward to the jewels, clothes and flowers sure to arrive on my birthday.
Happy Father's Day (or Farter's Day, as the case may be) to all my father friends out there.
Chicken out
Everybody seems to win here! Littleb is a smartb.
ReplyDeleteHi Jenny_0-he is wiser than his years, that's true. At least several times today I thought of calling my husband at work because I assumed he forgot to change the ring tone. I restrained myself-I'm mature like that.
ReplyDeleteThat's hilarious! And a ringtone that sounds like a fart is a PERFECT Father's Day gift!
ReplyDeleteHi Darcy-food or fart jokes-they both work pretty well...
DeleteThat is the best thing I've heard all week. :-)
ReplyDeletePearl
shucks....thanks
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