It's not so good to see you, Monday. I liked last Monday better. Last Monday, I didn't get rudely awakened at 5 a.m. Last Monday, I didn't make a work lunch or go to work. Instead, I hiked to a lighthouse and combed the beach for sea glass. Last Monday, I didn't catch up with a single client but did catch up with friends and family. Last Monday I didn't log into my fitness pal. Instead, I ate cheese, chips with dip, and drank all the wine I could handle. Possibly a little more than that. And Monday? Last Monday I didn't once think, "Can't wait for Friday". I was only thinking about Monday, glorious Monday, with a whole week of vacation still left to enjoy.
So you see, Monday, I hope, that it's not personal. First day back to work Monday can't possibly compete with first day of vacation Monday. But still, you're not so bad. Really. You look cute today.