It's me, Charlotte. Just kidding.
Earlier in the week, I posted this as a gift for all (4) of my loyal readers: http://rhodeislandread.blogspot.com/2010/02/chicken-surprise-for-loyal-readers-only.html
I spent a lot of time on it and I thought everyone would love it and we could have a lot of deep conversations over all the great blogs out there and further the character development of Pearl Annabelle Lafleur. But nobody read it. I waited two whole days. This is me waiting:
So then I posted this: http://rhodeislandread.blogspot.com/2010/02/well-isnt-it-ironic-little-too-ironic.html
to remind my loyal readers to not take me for granted because I do have feelings and all, and also to alert them to the original post. I could have just sent a direct email to all four of them. Since one of them is my daughter, I could have just said something to her. But I like to do things the hard way whenever possible so writing a second post that, as fate would have it, no one would read within the next 24 hours, seemed like the way to go. Here I am waiting for someone to read my second post and not getting any younger:
And then I began posting my own comments because nobody was out there. They were all busy fawning over their Valentine's Day roses, I guess:
Get it ??
But then, Anonymous saved me from myself. Anonymous left a comment:
Stop drinking the bong water. Anna, Alanis, and Tiger do not read your blog. I do, however, and I am way better than any of them.
And now enquiring Chickens want to know...Who was Anonymous??
My first thought was:
of course and FINALLY. But reality hit and I realized Bruce is probably a little too busy to go about searching for the best hidden blog on the blogosphere.
So then I thought:
He got my tweet and decided to check in? Prince would definitely think he was "way better", so that part made sense. But then I realized that Prince is so "Way Better" that he would not be looking on anyone's blog but his own.
Okay, not a Rockstar. That leaves friends and bloggers. I have my suspicions.
Come forth Oh Anonymous and be immortalized and rewarded.
Hopefully, you have realized that this post is me learning how to enhance my blog. I'm going to post now-let's see what happens. I'm getting scary messages about errors....