Chicken Takes a Personal Day...

Hey World,

I took a personal day today just to reflect on my life and enjoy the moments, catch up with my peeps, finish the laundry and clean the house. It also means I can have wine in the middle of the day if I so choose.  It's 2PM now. Let's see where I am.  Introducing my Bridget Jones-inspired Diary.

2:  number of times I woke up this morning
1. number of times I went back to sleep (for those of you not so good at math)
10. number of times I've reflected on my life thus far (it is all good)
9. number of moments I've fully immersed myself in (soon to be 10:-)
12. number of peeps I've caught up with

2. number of phone calls to my husband (those were a bonus)

1.5 number of glasses of wine at lunch (the day is not over)

.5  number of loads of laundry I've completed
0 housework I've completed
ciggies:  I don't want to talk about it. I'm quitting soon.  I swear.

Before I forget, this is one fun website:

http://www.bitoffun.com/weird_people_photos.htm

And now, let's talk about this guy:

Why are we talking about this guy?

Because I totally love him and it's my blog.  Feel free to send me your own photos of random people you love.

Facts about this guy that I made up:

He has a blog.  It is http://www.panasasumowrestler.blogspot.com/

He not only plays the flute, he also plays a sweet harmonica

In 1976 he won a Jerry Garcia look alike contest

He took four years of dance lessons at Arthur Murray studios (notice the fine pointed toe on his right foot)

He left a high-paying job as an astrophysicist

To become a psychiatrist

And I'm pretty sure his granny made his outfit. And that he cuts his own hair.  I love him.

Okay, that was fun.

Here are some photos from the website indicated above that I am illegally downloading just for you.  Just the sort of peep I am.  Please don't tell.  I don't want to go to jail.  But if you do tell, please also let it be known that I listed the website and also gave credit and that you would not even know about the website had I not mentioned it because I am a good peep.  And too cute for jail. And way too picky about food to survive in jail.  Be sure to mention that also.

Here we go, it is a round trip ticket to funnyville for you:

Here's a guy that probably doesn't date a lot but probably is a fantastic date

The website said this is a girl but I am thinking adam's apple=not a girl.  I could be wrong.  At any rate, again guessing that we are not looking at a person who dates a lot but who is hopefully paired with a like-minded individual

Here's my new ride.  Sweet, right?  In the winter I cover the top with a gigantic nylon-clad foot.  In my imagination.

Here is PanasSumoWrestler's ride.  It's handy for attracting the (drunk) ladies

 

I'm not sure who this guy is. He's not from the same website.  But I was thinking of switching my profile picture.  What do you think?

This guy eats live snakes and seems to enjoy it.  I'd rather date the pierced guy/girl

This is me with my handler.  He only puts me on the leash when we are playing the "game".

Annnnnddddd now I am completely out of control so this may be a good time to stop.

World, don't forget to check out Pearl's page.  It is all her's and she has a lot to say.

Why can't I get the left alignment to work? 

So I say goodbye from the center, World.

This is Chicken signing off.

Take care.