Teenager Who Lives in the Basement walked out the door earlier tonight without saying goodbye.
So I yelled, "Hey, Teenager, where are you going?"
And he yelled back, "Out"
So I yelled back, "Out where?"
Somewhere a door slammed.
Well, this just rubbed me the wrong way, you know what I'm saying? Maybe it is getting to be that time of the month, I don't know.
At any rate, I decided a little Mommy Stalking was totally in order.
So I dug out the new cell phone.
Chicken: Hey Apple. Whereyagoing whereyagoin whereyagoin????
Chicken text: Hey Apple. Apple. Whereyagoin Apple, who with, can i come?
Chicken text: Hey Apple, really, whereyagoin?
Chicken text: ok will be right there. littleb coming too
Teentext: ok not going there now. going to Storm's first.
Chicken text: ok meet you at Storm's. Hey. Apple. Apple. Should we bring our sleeping bags and some doritos?
Teentext: Chicken, seriously? you r so annoying
Chicken text: I know, isn't it great? See u in a minute. littleb is packing his drums...
Teentext: I'm just coming home.
Chicken text: Great! We can play scrabble. But let's only spell words that aren't real words and take away points if the word IS in the dictionary, ok?
Teentext: u r so warped. Ok.
You'll have to check the chicken crossing the road for the blog inspiration. Or maybe you know about the annoying orange already. I didn't. I'm in love with annoying orange. If you like that one, here's the Annoying Orange link